the talentless

Model turned singer Cassie has really been getting the heat from her fan base (and haters). A million blogs, MTV, and even her own myspace page address some of her bad performances on TRL and the like. But, she's cute. Sure she can't sing or dance, but she's cute. Everyone knows that the U.S. consumer base is pretty indifferent to quality products unless they come in cute packages. The fact that this girl can't sing or dance, but will sing and dance and get PAID to do it is much less alarming than this guy

getting paid to think and decide. Maybe if Bush had a myspace page then 9,743, 052 people, or whatever amount Cassie's myspace hit counter says right now, would view his site and fire his ass up (MD/DC phrase)! For kicks, here are Bush and Cassie doing a very poor job at thinking and singing. Respectively, of course.